rone: (asplode)
I've been mulling for the last two years the idea that the GOP's Southern Strategy was like the Bene Gesserit's Kwisatz Haderach breeding program and Trump is Paul Atreides fucking it up for them and they don't know how to put the sandtrout back in the qanat.
rone: (nose)

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@[livejournal.com profile] palecur: Of Love and Other Daemons





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Soon i discovered that this spice thing was true.  Baron Harkonnen was the devil.  Muad'dib was a Duke previous to his career as a prophet.  All of a sudden, i found myself in love with Arrakis, so there was only one thing that i could do: YA HYA CHOUHADA my YA HYA CHOUHADA HADA.

                — Opening to "Muad'dib Built My `Thopter"

(this is [livejournal.com profile] haloumi's fault)

rone: (face)

AAAHYAAAAHYAAAAHYAAAH!!  I AM SPOCKHOLIO!  I NEED PON FARR FOR MY BUNGHOLE!  ARE YOU THREATENING ME?  YOU DO NOT WANT TO FACE THE WRATH OF MY VULCAN NECK PINCH!  GIVE ME ALL YOUR EARTH WOMEN!

rone: (cheese)

IPv4 addresses are the souls of aliens that perished in a giant volcanic explosion millions of years ago, whereas IPv6 is clear technology.

rone: (brock)

Sometimes, the Internet's power for making anything possible isn't used for horrifying things (like that unicorn dude in pink chaps), but for good. Way back when, i asked for Barack Samson, and by cracky someone made one.


a brown-skinned brock samson sans mullet

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Sometimes, the Internet's power for making anything possible isn't used for horrifying things (like that unicorn dude in pink chaps), but for good. Way back when, i asked for Barack Samson, and by cracky someone made one.


a brown-skinned brock samson sans mullet

rone: (brock)

Someone needs to do an image for Barack Samson.

rone: (Default)

Someone needs to do an image for Barack Samson.

rone: (thanks)

the morpheus-choronzon challenge for the helmet re-enacted by obama and clinton, respectively

If this doesn't make sense, i suggest reading Neil Gaiman's "The Sandman".  Please note that i found this and did not actually make it.

rone: (Default)

the morpheus-choronzon challenge for the helmet re-enacted by obama and clinton, respectively

If this doesn't make sense, i suggest reading Neil Gaiman's "The Sandman".  Please note that i found this and did not actually make it.

rone: (sherman)

If you mix bluegrass, an old kung fu movie, traditional Irish dancing, the breakdance-fighting scene from Zoolander, and John Paul Jones, you might end up with a video like Uncle Earl's "Streak o' Lean, Streak o' Fat".

rone: (Default)

If you mix bluegrass, an old kung fu movie, traditional Irish dancing, the breakdance-fighting scene from Zoolander, and John Paul Jones, you might end up with a video like Uncle Earl's "Streak o' Lean, Streak o' Fat".

rone: (invincirone)

Once again, Dan Shahin at [livejournal.com profile] wacky_hijinx brings us the goods: screen captures of TV's Batman with captions from Miller's "The Dark Knight Returns".

rone: (Default)

Once again, Dan Shahin at [livejournal.com profile] wacky_hijinx brings us the goods: screen captures of TV's Batman with captions from Miller's "The Dark Knight Returns".

rone: (milkman rone)

Someone give me a snippet of Harry Potter/Tom Swift slash.

rone: (Default)

Someone give me a snippet of Harry Potter/Tom Swift slash.

rone: (monterey)

I'd love to see an AMV of Disney's "Motor Mania" backed by Soundgarden's "Ty Cobb".

rone: (Default)

I'd love to see an AMV of Disney's "Motor Mania" backed by Soundgarden's "Ty Cobb".

rone: (nose)

[NAZGUL has just shattered ÉOWYN's shield with its gigantic flail.  Before he can deal the killing blow, MERRY stabs him in the ankle; a chill travels up his arm and injures it.  ÉOWYN seizes the opportunity, takes off her helmet and stabs NAZGUL in the face.  The chill travels up her sword arm and injures it.  NAZGUL's head starts to implode.]

MERRY: What the fuck's happening!?

ÉOWYN: I just stabbed the Nazgul in the face.

MERRY: Why the fuck did you do that??

ÉOWYN: I didn't mean it!  You must've bumped my arm or something!

[Both collapse.]

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