i can't stop myself!

[rone]

[NAZGUL has just shattered ÉOWYN's shield with its gigantic flail.  Before he can deal the killing blow, MERRY stabs him in the ankle; a chill travels up his arm and injures it.  ÉOWYN seizes the opportunity, takes off her helmet and stabs NAZGUL in the face.  The chill travels up her sword arm and injures it.  NAZGUL's head starts to implode.]

MERRY: What the fuck's happening!?

ÉOWYN: I just stabbed the Nazgul in the face.

MERRY: Why the fuck did you do that??

ÉOWYN: I didn't mean it!  You must've bumped my arm or something!

[Both collapse.]