"invade the united states? much too expensive. i have a better idea."

[rone]

First tainted pet food, then tainted toothpaste, and now tainted fish.  Why isn't Jack Bauer protecting us from the Chinese?

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[rjray.livejournal.com]

'Cause they fucked his shit up between seasons 5 and 6. Don't let the ending of season 6 fool you-- he'd still wet himself if someone snuck up behind him and said "Boo!" in Chinese...

[vajrabot.livejournal.com]

>Why isn't Jack Bauer protecting us from the Chinese?

Because they're our frenemy. Economically, China and the US are best buddies. American corps have their hands deep in China's pockets and visa versa. Militarily, it's almost a cold war, with China trying like hell to outdo us in espionage, military force and ability to conduct warfare in space.

[arian1.livejournal.com]

Last time Jack tangled with the Chinese he got his ass locked up and tortured.

[kawgirl.livejournal.com]

Because he only wants to know where the bombs are?

[therobbergirl.livejournal.com]

Because he needs Chloe's help to open a socket.

[eqe.livejournal.com]

Wow, I am so out of touch with popular culture. I read "Jack Bauer" as "Jack Welch" and clicked through to the comments to find out how corporate optimization strategies were going to save us from the commies.