"invade the united states? much too expensive. i have a better idea."

[rone]

First tainted pet food, then tainted toothpaste, and now tainted fish.  Why isn't Jack Bauer protecting us from the Chinese?

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[eqe.livejournal.com]

Wow, I am so out of touch with popular culture. I read "Jack Bauer" as "Jack Welch" and clicked through to the comments to find out how corporate optimization strategies were going to save us from the commies.