"invade the united states? much too expensive. i have a better idea."

[rone]

First tainted pet food, then tainted toothpaste, and now tainted fish.  Why isn't Jack Bauer protecting us from the Chinese?

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[rjray.livejournal.com]

'Cause they fucked his shit up between seasons 5 and 6. Don't let the ending of season 6 fool you-- he'd still wet himself if someone snuck up behind him and said "Boo!" in Chinese...