entombed in the shrine of zeroes and ones

Putting this out there for the mighty Google overmind to pick up: if your shiny new Uverse TV installation won't let you record any programs with the message "DVR not available on this TV", you need to "unblock the memory" of the DVR by resetting it like so:

• Push and hold the Down and OK buttons on the DVR
• Push and hold down the Power button until the picture resets, then release
• Once the gear appears on the screen, let go of the Down and OK butons

If you're using Firefox, you can block Snap previews, like what LiveJournal just added, as long as you have Adblock installed and block "http://shots.snap.com/*".  Disabling graphic previews at your journal's Viewing Options page doesn't help for the rest of the site, and the Options menu within each Snap preview that allows you to disable the stupid things doesn't work at all.

Looks like i might just stop paying for this journal after all.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the Darwin fish of the `00s.

DivX is giving away their DivX Create Bundle for Windows today only.  So if it's something you need or want and want to save $20, check it out.

There's bound to be a place near you that'll take `em.  I got a ton of hits on my ZIP code.  Keep nasty cadmium out of the landfill!

Your testicles are an invaluable source of pleasure to you, your loved ones, and your whole family!
But what do you know about your firm, pendulous bringers of life?

SP4 for Windows 2000 is out.

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