entombed in the shrine of zeroes and ones

Big Data is big.  You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is.  I mean, you may think it's a lot of porn sitting on your laptop, but that's that's just peanuts to Big Data.

The more i learn about Hadoop, the more stunning it is that billion-dollar companies have entrusted their production data to this jury-rigged, half-assed, immature technology.  Desperation is never pretty.

Google Translate tells me that "bajsnödig" in Swedish means "poop NECESSARY".  Yes, with the capitals.  Swedish must be a more expressive language than i thought.  Can any Swedes in the audience confirm this?  Especially the ALL-CAPS part.

kjc007 asked, "Why aren't there more LOLZombies?"  So i wrote a caption, to which she replied, "YES! Now where's the pic of the cute zombie to go with this capshun?"  So i Googled for 'cute zombie' and...

I'd forgotten that i'd made these until i checked my ICHC profile.

This is my dad's right hand.