today's slice of blasphemy

[rone]

<beaker> GRAGGGH DEAD BEATS CHRIST
<rone> hey, christ was the very first zombie.
<todd> He screwed it up a little, though, telling people to eat *his* flesh, rather than the other way around.
<rone> he was a little confused. i mean, he WAS the first one.

Comments

[damienw]

But surely Lazarus was the first experiment in zombie-making?!??

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confused of Adelaide

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Darn, you're right. I'll put Lazarus in the "prototype" bucket.