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( so much chocolate it's all over you screen )
( waterfowl )
( your quest for oily starch has ended in vain )
( doggy! )
( cheap hardware can be dangerous )
( ripe fruit )
( a wedding gift they'll use every day of their lives )
( helianthus annuus )
( do not stare at sun with remaining eye )
( pretty computer malfunction )
( TAXICAB OF LOVE 2000 )
( so much chocolate it's all over you screen )
( waterfowl )
( your quest for oily starch has ended in vain )
( doggy! )
( cheap hardware can be dangerous )
( ripe fruit )
( a wedding gift they'll use every day of their lives )
( helianthus annuus )
( do not stare at sun with remaining eye )
( pretty computer malfunction )
( TAXICAB OF LOVE 2000 )
more blasphemy
Jul. 26th, 2005 05:36 pmDid Jesus's multiplications of loaves and fish defy the law of conservation of mass and energy? Or did he coalesce the stuff out of energy, Star Trek replicator-style?
and now, a word from our heavenly sponsor
Feb. 1st, 2005 04:00 pm
"YOU HEARD ME, KAROL, I SAID STOP SCREWING AROUND, LET WOMEN BE PRIESTS, AND EXPEL THE PEDOPHILES, OR I'LL KEEP SENDING YOU BREAKDANCERS."
and now, a word from our heavenly sponsor
Feb. 1st, 2005 04:00 pm
"YOU HEARD ME, KAROL, I SAID STOP SCREWING AROUND, LET WOMEN BE PRIESTS, AND EXPEL THE PEDOPHILES, OR I'LL KEEP SENDING YOU BREAKDANCERS."
today's slice of blasphemy
Mar. 23rd, 2004 02:29 pm<beaker> GRAGGGH DEAD BEATS CHRIST
<rone> hey, christ was the very first zombie.
<todd> He screwed it up a little, though, telling people to eat *his* flesh, rather than the other way around.
<rone> he was a little confused. i mean, he WAS the first one.
today's slice of blasphemy
Mar. 23rd, 2004 02:29 pm<beaker> GRAGGGH DEAD BEATS CHRIST
<rone> hey, christ was the very first zombie.
<todd> He screwed it up a little, though, telling people to eat *his* flesh, rather than the other way around.
<rone> he was a little confused. i mean, he WAS the first one.
because i'm a mean-spirited fuck
Apr. 7th, 2003 01:11 am"It was always my fantasy to eat the flesh of a god. Now, thanks to the miracle of transubstantiation, i fulfill my fantasy every week!"
