today's slice of blasphemy

[rone]

<beaker> GRAGGGH DEAD BEATS CHRIST
<rone> hey, christ was the very first zombie.
<todd> He screwed it up a little, though, telling people to eat *his* flesh, rather than the other way around.
<rone> he was a little confused. i mean, he WAS the first one.

Comments

Nnnnnngggg

[eejitalmuppet.livejournal.com]

Let him who is without sin eat the first braaaaane...

OK, you can kill me now.

[damienw]

But surely Lazarus was the first experiment in zombie-making?!??

--
confused of Adelaide

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Darn, you're right. I'll put Lazarus in the "prototype" bucket.

[wisn.livejournal.com]

Note the publication date. The Last Days of Christ the Vampire (http://www.iiipublishing.com/cv.htm)

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Eh. Remember that story along the same lines that Diane Wilson posted to t.b? That was pretty good.

VAMPIRE BAD. ZOMBIE GOOD. BRANES >> BLOOD. BRAAAAAANESSSS