it's got electrolytes!

[rone]

A brownie point to who can first tell me what's wrong with this blurb on the side of the SoBe Agave Lemonade Life Water i recently bought:

Herbal Content:
Taurine and Yerba Mate

Of course, it contains no agave or lemon juice.  Mmm, mmm, good.

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I know! That happened in "Idiocracy": the dominant sports beverage company managed to successfully establish itself as a replacement for all water, and all of the crop plants started dying from the sodium poisoning.