it's got electrolytes!

[rone]

A brownie point to who can first tell me what's wrong with this blurb on the side of the SoBe Agave Lemonade Life Water i recently bought:

Herbal Content:
Taurine and Yerba Mate

Of course, it contains no agave or lemon juice.  Mmm, mmm, good.

Comments

[deirdremoon.livejournal.com]

Sure. When was the last time you saw a plant tearing across the open plains to take down an energy drink?

[(Anonymous)]

It was a plot point in the movie "Idiocracy."

[devonapple.livejournal.com]

I know! That happened in "Idiocracy": the dominant sports beverage company managed to successfully establish itself as a replacement for all water, and all of the crop plants started dying from the sodium poisoning.