it's got electrolytes!

[rone]

A brownie point to who can first tell me what's wrong with this blurb on the side of the SoBe Agave Lemonade Life Water i recently bought:

Herbal Content:
Taurine and Yerba Mate

Of course, it contains no agave or lemon juice.  Mmm, mmm, good.

Comments

[arian1.livejournal.com]

Taurine is not an herb?

[racerxmachina.livejournal.com]

Taurine isn't an herb, it's an acid found in bile.
Yerba Mate is an herb, but it's got a lotta caffeine.
So basically this is just sweetened caffeine and bull-bile water. There's your energy!

[devonapple.livejournal.com]

It has what plants crave?

[wisn.livejournal.com]

MADE (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1761896) WITH REAL LIGHTENING (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1779769) [sic]