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[rone]

What the fuck is wrong with rednecks, part n of x: testicles for your truck.  Hell, this site (which only works in IE) has "biker balls" and "keychain balls" for sale.  I already HAVE a pair of balls i can feel when i stick my hand in my pocket, i REALLY don't need another one.  What, is this for women with ball envy?  Like having a truck isn't enough of a dildo?  It's not enough we have to give our dogs fake balls, now our cars are next?  What's next, men who stuff their pants with a V-8 engine miniature?

Comments

[merde.livejournal.com]

well, considering how much trouble i've been having finding guys with balls out here, maybe it's the men who have ball envy.

me personally, i've already got one pair of hypersensitive organs dangling precariously off the front of my body. i'll pass on a second pair, thanks.

[dawn-guy.livejournal.com]

My friend who lost a testicle to cancer claimed that neuticles were developed for dogs and the technology was then applied to humans. I never checked whether or not he was joking as the truth is not important. I do know that he doesn't have glass balls, though I didn't check personally.

and they're thieves, to boot!

[lara7.livejournal.com]

Guess where Bullballs.com stole their "delightfully tacky, yet unrefined" slogan from:

http://www.hooters.com/ (top of page)

now that's just sad.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Jesus, what mental deficient designed that Web site??

[littleamerica.livejournal.com]

I've seen exactly one (pair) of these in the wild. They looked ridiculous. I mean, they managed to look really vestigial; decorative isn't really the right word.

[mezdeathhead.livejournal.com]

i actually saw a pair of those hanging from a truck the other day. IN REAL LIFE. i was speechless.

[mezdeathhead.livejournal.com]

perhaps i will hang a gaping vagina from the back of my car.

[glitter-ninja.livejournal.com]

First of all, let me state that the Men of the Midwest (tm) have a distinct testicular disadvantage. Just today the four men in my department were all being poseurs, talking about who had the manliest truck. I sat back watching the action, fully expecting them to whip 'em out and start marking territory. And this is the classy business in town, I can't imagine how bad it gets in all-male, "rougher" climates.

[frosch.livejournal.com]

This is not the kind of thing that real rednecks do. I have not seen any such things as these down here in Tennebama.

This is the kind of thing that redneck wannabe poser assholes do in places like Colorado and California.

Not to mention Kent, Washington.

[thedarkages]

Never mind the website. What kind of idiot would work for $2.13 an hour plus tips and have to put up with serious ogling into the bargain? Low pay *plus* legitimized sexual harrassment -- now there's a winning career combination!

Barbara Ehrenreich, eat your heart out.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

"911."
"Yeah, this guy is balls-deep in my truck."