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[rone]

What the fuck is wrong with rednecks, part n of x: testicles for your truck.  Hell, this site (which only works in IE) has "biker balls" and "keychain balls" for sale.  I already HAVE a pair of balls i can feel when i stick my hand in my pocket, i REALLY don't need another one.  What, is this for women with ball envy?  Like having a truck isn't enough of a dildo?  It's not enough we have to give our dogs fake balls, now our cars are next?  What's next, men who stuff their pants with a V-8 engine miniature?

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[dawn-guy.livejournal.com]

My friend who lost a testicle to cancer claimed that neuticles were developed for dogs and the technology was then applied to humans. I never checked whether or not he was joking as the truth is not important. I do know that he doesn't have glass balls, though I didn't check personally.