"mounting hardware not included with purchase"

[rone]

What the fuck is wrong with rednecks, part n of x: testicles for your truck.  Hell, this site (which only works in IE) has "biker balls" and "keychain balls" for sale.  I already HAVE a pair of balls i can feel when i stick my hand in my pocket, i REALLY don't need another one.  What, is this for women with ball envy?  Like having a truck isn't enough of a dildo?  It's not enough we have to give our dogs fake balls, now our cars are next?  What's next, men who stuff their pants with a V-8 engine miniature?

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[merde.livejournal.com]

well, considering how much trouble i've been having finding guys with balls out here, maybe it's the men who have ball envy.

me personally, i've already got one pair of hypersensitive organs dangling precariously off the front of my body. i'll pass on a second pair, thanks.