"mounting hardware not included with purchase"

[rone]

What the fuck is wrong with rednecks, part n of x: testicles for your truck.  Hell, this site (which only works in IE) has "biker balls" and "keychain balls" for sale.  I already HAVE a pair of balls i can feel when i stick my hand in my pocket, i REALLY don't need another one.  What, is this for women with ball envy?  Like having a truck isn't enough of a dildo?  It's not enough we have to give our dogs fake balls, now our cars are next?  What's next, men who stuff their pants with a V-8 engine miniature?

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[thedarkages]

Never mind the website. What kind of idiot would work for $2.13 an hour plus tips and have to put up with serious ogling into the bargain? Low pay *plus* legitimized sexual harrassment -- now there's a winning career combination!

Barbara Ehrenreich, eat your heart out.