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[rone]

Plastic explosives placed inside the luggage of a French air passenger as part of a botched police training exercise were still missing last night.

A bag containing 150g of explosives was deliberately placed in the luggage of an unknown traveller at Charles de Gaulle Airport in Paris, but sniffer dogs undergoing training failed to spot it.

(subject attribution dammit: Ed Gaillard)

Comments

[mrbalihai.livejournal.com]

He...even had the nerve to flirt with me while he touched my underwear

Oh, ick. And he was probably wondering how on earth were you able to resist his charm and savoir faire. Maybe you should've slipped a bit of that chocolate into his back pocket, so those security dogs could have their way with him later.

[matrushkaka.livejournal.com]

ROTFLMAO!