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Eight years ago, i wrecked my feet by wearing rented shoes, had my surname mangled in front of dozens of people, and participated in a sacrament in which i've had no spiritual investment since i was 13.  At least it didn't rain.

Ahh, who am i kidding... i'm a total romantic.  But my wife does this much better than i do.

Date: 2006-05-23 07:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oldgrover.livejournal.com
Congrats, rone!

How Grim....

Date: 2006-05-23 07:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drieuxster.livejournal.com

You do understand that this does not excuse you from supporting the National Security Agenda of OUTLAWING HETEROSEXUALITY NOW!!! you know, for reasons of National Security, and as the basis for more tax cuts by preventing those Evil Whiney Hetro's from demanding special tax incentives for them to support first getting bad legal advice about the commingulling of asset bases, and then even worse legal advice about discombobulating that Mess!!!

So ask yourself, on this anniversary of your IkkyYukkyPoohPerNeff, and adoption of the Special Interest Klique, do you REALLY need to maintain this Draft Dodge just because Dick Cheney Did? Or is it time to stand up, become responsible and Get Over It All!!!

But other than that, my deepest condolences, in these the grimmist of all times...

Date: 2006-05-23 08:08 pm (UTC)
ext_8707: Taken in front of Carnegie Hall (teeth)
From: [identity profile] ronebofh.livejournal.com
Drieux, how do you get Internet access from Guantánamo?
From: [identity profile] drieuxster.livejournal.com

Besides, why do you think you are not in camp X-Ray at this very moment having the acess nodes for all of your Evil Anti-State God Hating America Bashing Anti-Americanisms extracted with the Super Duper Patriotically Purifying Information Cleaner, that also makes thousands of Julian Fries, Just like the ones Seen On TV!!!

You think they couldn't use a modestly competent footballer to double up when they need additional system admin types, HUM??? HUM??? Just ask yourself Evil Doing Pro-Hetro Type who is so clearly at this very Moment Advocating the Abandonment Of Our Valiant Fighting Forces MERELY because of some Failed Pre-911 Liberalism about the Welfare State Model for articles of incorporation between two persons solely because they lack the Industrial Fortitude to allow the Venture Capitalists TO DO the RIght thing and provide them with an early Rush to Market Incorporation Break that leads to the Inevitable Bubble Bursting Of Gloom And Despair!!!

But I guess if you folks want to advocate More Failed Pre-911 Cultural Malaises as your Inclinations towards Stabbing Our Valiant Fighting Forces in The Back, as the inevitable Pre-Cursor to allowing Iranian Flying Saucers to base in your Lower Colon Near the Ideologically Revisionist Flying Monkies, as a part of some faux luxury condo of reactionary retrenchement and recidivism, who am I to whine about the Collapsing Moral Fibre of Kids these days!!!

I mean it's not like you didn't have a chance to grow up in Wholesome, Mainstream Environment, free from the sort of Kultural Wasteland, in a more Family Values Sort of Way, just like the rest of us who Grew Up with Jerry Garcia and the Greatful Dead!!! But if you want to just CRUSH the continuum of Cultural Continuity Under Your Jack Boots of Reactionary Revisionists Gang Of Four Pro Iranian Flying SaucerIsm, well we can understand that as a victim of the Evil Liberal Public Educational System you just didn't know any better.

But, gosh... Where IS your Sense of Patriotism???

There are Far BETTER Tax Dodges!!! I mean you could have been investing in owning your own government and having them install you as their Clear Walking, Talking, Proof that the Argument From Intelligent Design had dictated that YOU were the Divinely Elected Deciders, or the Divine Miss Divine ReInCarnated, but In Drag.... ( your milage may vary, consult a tax consultant, and/or this may cause lab rats in cancer research facilities. )

next week, forming Your Own God Head, with or without additional voices in your head.


Date: 2006-05-23 11:41 pm (UTC)
ext_8707: Taken in front of Carnegie Hall (teeth)
From: [identity profile] ronebofh.livejournal.com
I prefer to let the missus form My Own God Head, if you know what i mean. And i know you do.

Capture the B34r, not the B33r!

Date: 2006-05-24 06:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] madmerle.livejournal.com
Smart man! Listen to Kim! Beware the voices in Drieux's head, for lo, they keep darkly cute ones (DCO's) chained in the closet and provide opportunities for the bert and ernie of the dragon hit squad (http://drieuxster.livejournal.com/65361.html) to slather these poor unfortunate DCO's in dijon mustard (http://drieuxster.livejournal.com/75554.html), and things just go to hell in a handbasket from there... Drieuxish voices in your head are dangerous! Take it from me, I lived under the same roof with him for n-mumble years...

... However, sometimes those voices of his do have some interesting ideas ...

BTW, I hope you both had a spectacularly happy anniversary! Give each other a hug chock full of good wishes from me.

Nudge, Nudge, Say No More....

Date: 2006-05-24 05:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drieuxster.livejournal.com

To a blind bat with an ideological affinity for Iranian Flying Saucers and Leftist Liberal Ideological Deviationalism...

Date: 2006-05-23 08:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] it-gurl.livejournal.com
Mazel Tov!

Date: 2006-05-23 08:13 pm (UTC)
ext_86356: (profile)
From: [identity profile] qwrrty.livejournal.com
Yah big lug!

Congrats and many many more. :-)

Date: 2006-05-23 08:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] erikred.livejournal.com
Congratulations!!!

Date: 2006-05-23 08:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eejitalmuppet.livejournal.com
More congrats! Are you putting a small dent in the wine collection tonight?

As a winey aside, I picked up half a dozen bottles of Les Perdrigolles 2002 Crozes-Hermitage this evening. Bought one to try a couple of weeks ago, opened it at the weekend, and liked it enough to get a bunch to put down for a couple of years (and it still has enough acid to justify further ageing). It's 100% Syrah, which my suspect memory tells me is unusual for a Crozes-Hermitage.

Date: 2006-05-23 09:22 pm (UTC)
ext_8707: Taken in front of Carnegie Hall (wine)
From: [identity profile] ronebofh.livejournal.com
Well, i looked it up, and syrah is the only red grape in C-H, but they'll throw in a bit of marsanne and rousanne. I don't know how common it is to leave the white grapes out.

Date: 2006-05-23 09:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eejitalmuppet.livejournal.com
Interesting, and it may help explain why this C-H seemed a bit more full-bodied than a lot of that ilk (even this one wasn't exactly heavy).

I hope you are doing something fun tonight...

Date: 2006-05-23 10:03 pm (UTC)
ext_8707: Taken in front of Carnegie Hall (theobromine)
From: [identity profile] ronebofh.livejournal.com
We'll be going to have late night dessert fondue at La Fondue (http://lafondue.com/).

Date: 2006-05-23 08:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] catbear.livejournal.com
sweet dorky dork dork love dork. harr!

yes, me too. RUN, HORMONES, RUN!

(aren't they a cover band?)

Date: 2006-05-23 08:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] opadit.livejournal.com
Happy anniversary!

Date: 2006-05-23 08:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] merovingian.livejournal.com
Congratulations! Many more happy eight-year-spans to the wonderful both of you!

Date: 2006-05-23 08:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rbarclay.livejournal.com
rats. With Cong-

Date: 2006-05-23 08:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ratphooey.livejournal.com
I hope you learned your lesson about renting shoes.

Happy anniversary!

Date: 2006-05-23 08:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arian1.livejournal.com
Congrats to you my dear old friend.

Date: 2006-05-23 09:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marknau.livejournal.com
Current Music: Sarah McLachlan - Building a Mystery
And judging from the music you listen to, 8 years is plenty enough time to achieve full domestication.

I should know.

Congrats!

Date: 2006-05-23 10:04 pm (UTC)
ext_8707: Taken in front of Carnegie Hall (monterey)
From: [identity profile] ronebofh.livejournal.com
Oh, i think it took a lot less than 8 years. In fact, i'd say i needed to be fully domesticated before i was marriable.

Date: 2006-05-23 10:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marknau.livejournal.com
It seems to me like one only has to be partially domesticated to be marriable. The scale seems like:

1) Bitches, man
2) Hey, it seems like some of these women things might be kinda like people
3) You know, it seems like she knows some worthwhile stuff (Marriagable)
4) You know, I've noticed that she's often right and I'm often wrong
5) Fuck it, I'll just do whatever she says. (Full domestication)

Date: 2006-05-23 10:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sagespot.livejournal.com
Congrats by the way!

Many happy returns

Date: 2006-05-23 10:35 pm (UTC)

Date: 2006-05-24 12:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schwa242.livejournal.com
Congratulations! So what is the eight year gift... stop signs? Hot dog buns? The same as year two's gift, only in cube form?

Date: 2006-05-24 12:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brokensymmetry.livejournal.com
Congratulations! Eights are good, marriage is good, put 'em together and... actually I'm not sure where I'm going with this. But the congratulations part stands!

Date: 2006-05-24 02:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rbradakis.livejournal.com
Very cool. Well done. Or "congratulations" or "keep it up!".

Except for the shoes. My wife and I will be married for 6 years on the upcoming 5th of June. We wore matching Birkenstock sandals, purchased, not rented. Damn hippies.

Date: 2006-05-24 07:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lusercop.livejournal.com
Congratulations!

Date: 2006-05-24 12:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asienieizi.livejournal.com
Happy Anniversary and here's to many many more!
"Harvests do require times of planting:
After months of labor comes the prize."

HT Sez:

Date: 2006-05-24 12:38 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Gratz on the anniversary, mon ami!

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