i did it! i found the clitoris!
Aug. 28th, 2002 08:55 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
I was musing to myself on the train to work today that, in my dotage, i will be offering a class at the local junior college, "How to Eat Pussy". It's a necessity for every straight man. I will be there, grey and dignified, clamping my lips around a Fleshlight in front of 25 barely-out-of-high-school punks who wouldn't know what to do with pussy if they fell out of one, and teaching them the immortal alphabet. And they will LEARN how to please a woman, because if they want to please themselves, they goddamn well don't need a woman for that.
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Date: 2002-08-28 09:02 pm (UTC)oh, thanks. now that they know, i'll never get laid again.
but just in case, make sure you cover the following critical topic: "If you won't go down on her, don't expect her to go down on you, asshole."
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Date: 2002-08-28 11:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-08-29 01:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-08-29 10:01 am (UTC)eep
Date: 2002-08-29 11:28 am (UTC)what happened to mean bitter rone? hahaha
:)
<3 yOu!
Re: eep
Date: 2002-08-29 03:14 pm (UTC)He can be mean bitter rone, and still help guys deal with other mean bitter things.
And it's not until you hear your doctor utter the words "angry scrotum" that you realize that sometimes things that should be funny really aren't.
pee
Date: 2002-08-29 06:45 pm (UTC)And, hey, knowing how to eat pussy is a good way to keep it regular.
Re: pee
Date: 2002-08-29 09:16 pm (UTC)