entombed in the shrine of zeroes and ones

And they will LEARN how to please a woman, because if they want to please themselves, they goddamn well don't need a woman for that.

oh, thanks. now that they know, i'll never get laid again.

but just in case, make sure you cover the following critical topic: "If you won't go down on her, don't expect her to go down on you, asshole."