i did it! i found the clitoris!

[rone]

I was musing to myself on the train to work today that, in my dotage, i will be offering a class at the local junior college, "How to Eat Pussy". It's a necessity for every straight man. I will be there, grey and dignified, clamping my lips around a Fleshlight in front of 25 barely-out-of-high-school punks who wouldn't know what to do with pussy if they fell out of one, and teaching them the immortal alphabet. And they will LEARN how to please a woman, because if they want to please themselves, they goddamn well don't need a woman for that.