as my goiter gently weeps

I spent most of yesterday in a gibbering stupor after, as i was later informed by my nano-immune system, i was infected with rogue caffeine-generating nannites.  The bad news was that, when broken down by my nanophage units, those nannites disintegrated into methamphetamine.  The twitching has passed by now, but last night wasn't exactly all pleasant dreams, either.  Time to upgrade my antibodies...

Work's been great lately; our Longhorn beta testing has produced spectacular results, with 139 days of uptime (so far).  Looks like Redmond has finally slain the 1970s specter of UNIX (and about damn time).

as my goiter gently weeps

I spent most of yesterday in a gibbering stupor after, as i was later informed by my nano-immune system, i was infected with rogue caffeine-generating nannites.  The bad news was that, when broken down by my nanophage units, those nannites disintegrated into methamphetamine.  The twitching has passed by now, but last night wasn't exactly all pleasant dreams, either.  Time to upgrade my antibodies...

Work's been great lately; our Longhorn beta testing has produced spectacular results, with 139 days of uptime (so far).  Looks like Redmond has finally slain the 1970s specter of UNIX (and about damn time).

take me to the liver

I normally take the Baby Bullet train to work, but being shot out of a gigantic cannon is getting old and the Gs are killing my back.

take me to the liver

I normally take the Baby Bullet train to work, but being shot out of a gigantic cannon is getting old and the Gs are killing my back.

blight my fire

Goddammit, the kids really tick me off sometimes.  The axolotl tanks have gone unwashed for a whole week and we're out of fresh water and food.  After i wash them out, maybe i'll try to clone a new stepchild... one that'll actually do its chores.

blight my fire

Goddammit, the kids really tick me off sometimes.  The axolotl tanks have gone unwashed for a whole week and we're out of fresh water and food.  After i wash them out, maybe i'll try to clone a new stepchild... one that'll actually do its chores.

you've lost that vacuum sealin'

My day just keeps getting worse.  Now it's the dogs in the backyard who won't shut up.  They're leading leftist chants with the rest of the neighborhood dogs.  "WHAT DO WE WANT?" "USA OUT OF IRAQ!" "WHEN DO WE WANT IT?" "NOW!"  (No, they are not Afghan dogs, HAW HAW, keep your friggin' jokes to yourselves.)  I guess this is what happens when i buy Republican Jerky Treats from Costco.

you've lost that vacuum sealin'

My day just keeps getting worse.  Now it's the dogs in the backyard who won't shut up.  They're leading leftist chants with the rest of the neighborhood dogs.  "WHAT DO WE WANT?" "USA OUT OF IRAQ!" "WHEN DO WE WANT IT?" "NOW!"  (No, they are not Afghan dogs, HAW HAW, keep your friggin' jokes to yourselves.)  I guess this is what happens when i buy Republican Jerky Treats from Costco.

my fart will go on

It's cold.  I know, you're probably laughing right now, "Sissy Californians put on a parka when it gets below 15°C," but it really is cold.  The dogs are at it again, "LET US IN, YOU BASTARD, WE SWEAR WE WON'T GET INTO THE GARBAGE AGAIN," so i relent and, shit, it is FREEZING out there.  The puddle in the middle of the lawn is solid ice.  What the hell is going on?  Am i stuck on the set for The Day After Tomorrow?

UPDATE: We really shouldn't've let the Titanites know where we lived.  The atmosphere should be fully methanized, they said, in another fifteen hours.  So much for the Super Bowl.

my fart will go on

It's cold.  I know, you're probably laughing right now, "Sissy Californians put on a parka when it gets below 15°C," but it really is cold.  The dogs are at it again, "LET US IN, YOU BASTARD, WE SWEAR WE WON'T GET INTO THE GARBAGE AGAIN," so i relent and, shit, it is FREEZING out there.  The puddle in the middle of the lawn is solid ice.  What the hell is going on?  Am i stuck on the set for The Day After Tomorrow?

UPDATE: We really shouldn't've let the Titanites know where we lived.  The atmosphere should be fully methanized, they said, in another fifteen hours.  So much for the Super Bowl.