you've lost that vacuum sealin'

[rone]

My day just keeps getting worse.  Now it's the dogs in the backyard who won't shut up.  They're leading leftist chants with the rest of the neighborhood dogs.  "WHAT DO WE WANT?" "USA OUT OF IRAQ!" "WHEN DO WE WANT IT?" "NOW!"  (No, they are not Afghan dogs, HAW HAW, keep your friggin' jokes to yourselves.)  I guess this is what happens when i buy Republican Jerky Treats from Costco.

Comments

[fredfred.livejournal.com]

Great title.

[deirdremoon.livejournal.com]

Owww... the puns... keep 'em coming, I have alcohol to dull the pain...

Consider the source

[thedarkages]

It's very odd that you can get Republican Jerky Treats from Costco. Costco makes 99% of its campaign contributions to Democratic candidates.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's just me, but i somehow doubt that a heavily Democratic contributor is going to make jerky treats out of Democrats.

Besides, Democrats are bland and tasteless.

[pennyhill.livejournal.com]

If you want tart, try a Libertarian, I always say.

What's with the subject lines today? They're hysterical!

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

It's part of my Rabbit-Hole Day theme.

[pennyhill.livejournal.com]

Oh ... THAT. I forgot.
drat!

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

You still have 37 minutes! You can do it!