my fart will go on

[rone]

It's cold.  I know, you're probably laughing right now, "Sissy Californians put on a parka when it gets below 15°C," but it really is cold.  The dogs are at it again, "LET US IN, YOU BASTARD, WE SWEAR WE WON'T GET INTO THE GARBAGE AGAIN," so i relent and, shit, it is FREEZING out there.  The puddle in the middle of the lawn is solid ice.  What the hell is going on?  Am i stuck on the set for The Day After Tomorrow?

UPDATE: We really shouldn't've let the Titanites know where we lived.  The atmosphere should be fully methanized, they said, in another fifteen hours.  So much for the Super Bowl.

Comments

[ikkyu2.livejournal.com]

If our virile young football scholar-athletes can't cope with a trivial little thing like the full methanization of the atmosphere, I don't want to hear about it.

[arian1.livejournal.com]

Are you drunk again?

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

No. (http://www.livejournal.com/~crisper/26562.html)

[jbroughton.livejournal.com]

haha, had to comment about the weather. It was 14F outside the other night, and winds blowing at 15-20mph out on the perimeter of the jail. But the next night it was in the 70's...last night it was in the 20's...damn mississippi weather

[mrbalihai.livejournal.com]

Being forced to breathe pure methane during the Stooperbowl could only enhance the experience.

[http://users.livejournal.com/chiquita__/]

dude thats because we are all fucking brown dumbass and we like warm WEATHERRRR

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Speak for yourself... we are not ALL fucking brown dumbasses, missy.

[http://users.livejournal.com/chiquita__/]

um what are u a white supremists?

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

White super mist? Like really strong fog? I don't get it.

[http://users.livejournal.com/chiquita__/]

no now your stooping to my level not cool!

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Hey, i'm old, i'll be stooping soon enough!

[http://users.livejournal.com/chiquita__/]

Ya then you'll be in a wheel chair!