my fart will go on

[rone]

It's cold.  I know, you're probably laughing right now, "Sissy Californians put on a parka when it gets below 15°C," but it really is cold.  The dogs are at it again, "LET US IN, YOU BASTARD, WE SWEAR WE WON'T GET INTO THE GARBAGE AGAIN," so i relent and, shit, it is FREEZING out there.  The puddle in the middle of the lawn is solid ice.  What the hell is going on?  Am i stuck on the set for The Day After Tomorrow?

UPDATE: We really shouldn't've let the Titanites know where we lived.  The atmosphere should be fully methanized, they said, in another fifteen hours.  So much for the Super Bowl.

Comments

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

No. (http://www.livejournal.com/~crisper/26562.html)