let's affirm our heterosexuality with hate!

[rone]

The church's pastor, Bill Buchholz [said,] "For the first time in history, thousands of sodomizers -- because that's what the Bible calls them -- will flock to Massachusetts to get legal marriages. All I can say is, God help America.''

Could someone please find the word "sodomizers" in their nearest Bible?  Because i can't.  I can't even find a euphemism for it like "confirmed bachelor".

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[jwgh]

Well, I guess 'Sodom' at least is biblical.

[therobbergirl.livejournal.com]

I can't even find a euphemism for it like "confirmed bachelor".

Ya know, Jesus never married. I mean, what's up with that?

[waider.livejournal.com]

and he only hung out with a bunch of guys. Who were all about "sharing the love". And wore DRESSES.

[therobbergirl.livejournal.com]

and he only hung out with a bunch of guys.

Not quite. There was that Mary Magdalene chick hanging out with him. You remember, the girl who looked like Monica Bellucci and had a reputation for being easy? Yeah that one. Anyway, he never scored with Easy Mary, why's that?

[waider.livejournal.com]

Wait, you're sure that wasn't Peter in drag?

[therobbergirl.livejournal.com]

Naw, he had a beard. The facial kind. Oh, this isn't coming out like I intended at all.

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Because Mary was a 'fag hag'. Jesus and his guys were her buddies and kept all the other fishermen from hitting on her

[lots42.livejournal.com]

The 700 Club is, for some reason, having a fund raiser in response to this. Why? For Mass. lawmaker bribes?

[dumplechan.livejournal.com]

Oh, so it's *sodomy* that's the problem? Huh...apparently lesbians were ok all along, and so are the gay men who are only into oral.

It bears mentioning that the bans on homosexuality aren't in humane, decent parts of the bible. They're in the boring, hateful sections that regulate animal sacrifice, and teach that menstruating women are unclean and must be shunned. You know, the sections that people used to cite to support the practice of slavery.

But meh, everyone's already going to hell for being an onanizer.

[waider.livejournal.com]

I seem to recall reading that Queen Victoria outlawed male homosexuality only because she simply didn't believe that lesbians existed.

[eejitalmuppet.livejournal.com]

Even now, the UK doesn't have an age of consent for lesbians.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_nicolai_/]

Sodomy in Mass included, until recent repeal of the law, more than anal sex.
I still want a biblical quote about sodomy, dammit.
It can go on my "SODOMITE" tshirt along with the former bit of Mass General Law.

[(Anonymous)]

"If a man be found lying with a woman married to an husband, then they shall both of them die, both the man that lay with the woman, and the woman: so shalt thou put away evil from Israel." (Deuteronomy 22:22)

"This year the same as any year since creation, millions of adulterizers -- because that's what the Bible calls them! -- will flock to sordid motels for some extra-marital sin. All I can say is, God help the phallocrats."

Thib ;-)

[bebopmonkey.livejournal.com]

From my understanding of Biblical history, "sodomy" was not in the original Bible. The term comes, obviously, from the city of Sodom, whose denizens had "ungodly" practices. This was never defined until a few centuries later, when some pope or other defined sodomy, and that shit was added in.

I forget the specifics, but basically, its a bunch of bullshit.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Gen 19 describes how the citizens of Sodom wanted Lot to turn out the two angels so they could abuse them; Lot instead offers his daughters (what a champ, eh?) and they turn them down. So the inference is that they wanted gay buttsex.

Then, of course, after Lot saves his daughters, they get him drunk and have sex with him. Gay buttsex: NOT OK. Incest: OK.

[bebopmonkey.livejournal.com]

haha, yeah. but then it did take the church, what? 700 years? to apologize for stuff.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Yeah, centuries is what it takes for apologies, usually. Galileo just got one 5 years ago or so.