let's affirm our heterosexuality with hate!

[rone]

The church's pastor, Bill Buchholz [said,] "For the first time in history, thousands of sodomizers -- because that's what the Bible calls them -- will flock to Massachusetts to get legal marriages. All I can say is, God help America.''

Could someone please find the word "sodomizers" in their nearest Bible?  Because i can't.  I can't even find a euphemism for it like "confirmed bachelor".

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[waider.livejournal.com]

and he only hung out with a bunch of guys. Who were all about "sharing the love". And wore DRESSES.

[therobbergirl.livejournal.com]

and he only hung out with a bunch of guys.

Not quite. There was that Mary Magdalene chick hanging out with him. You remember, the girl who looked like Monica Bellucci and had a reputation for being easy? Yeah that one. Anyway, he never scored with Easy Mary, why's that?

[waider.livejournal.com]

Wait, you're sure that wasn't Peter in drag?

[therobbergirl.livejournal.com]

Naw, he had a beard. The facial kind. Oh, this isn't coming out like I intended at all.

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Because Mary was a 'fag hag'. Jesus and his guys were her buddies and kept all the other fishermen from hitting on her