entombed in the shrine of zeroes and ones

[ronebofh, 2wanda, and elmuchacho are cleaning out the garage at their old house in order to hand over a clean garage with the rest of the clean house to the new tenants.  WAYNE, a douchebag neighbor who looks like Wilford Brimley with a shit-eating grin, walks across the street.]

WAYNE: Hey! How's it going?

RONE: Going all right.  We got tenants for the house, so we have to finish cleaning up the garage before they move in.

WAYNE: Tenants, huh? Good! Is it a white man?

RONE: What's that?

WAYNE: White man?

RONE: [pauses, somewhat incredulous, then smiles] No.

[WAYNE laughs and walks away.  Suddenly, his head explodes, Scanners-style.  RONE rubs his forehead.]

RONE: [sotto voce, to himself] Shoulda done that years ago.

<arian1> (CNN) — Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele says his party is going to launch an "off the hook" public relations campaign that will update the GOP's image by translating it to "urban-suburban hip-hop settings."
<nyar> he is so white
<nyar> it's almost precious

I keep reading stuff about how Obama's candidacy increased African-American turnout, which in turn became a factor in Prop 8's passing, because 70% of African-American voters voted for it.  And today i thought to myself...

Hey, black voters!  Are you in favor of traditional values?  Prop 888: Bring back slavery to California!