not that i've seen it...

[rone]

... but i know the story, and just like every other bloody, gore-filled movie, the guy just doesn't stay dead, thus setting up the sequels.

"The Passion of the Christ 2: Ascension"

"The Passion of the Christ 3: Judgement Day"

"The Passion of the Christ 4: Jesus vs Jason & Freddy"

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[internebbish.livejournal.com]

Only the even numbered ones will be any good.

I'd like to replace 2 with: Passion 2: Golgotha Bugaloo

Passion 5: A very Brady crucifixion