not that i've seen it...

[rone]

... but i know the story, and just like every other bloody, gore-filled movie, the guy just doesn't stay dead, thus setting up the sequels.

"The Passion of the Christ 2: Ascension"

"The Passion of the Christ 3: Judgement Day"

"The Passion of the Christ 4: Jesus vs Jason & Freddy"

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[denshi.livejournal.com]

Also, the TV spin-off, hour-long weekly episodes of the Catholic Church torturing heretics to death.

Hey, I think I've seen this medium before.

[robert-fripp.livejournal.com]

I definitely prefer The Gospel According To Mad Max as the title of the first movie in this series.

[internebbish.livejournal.com]

Only the even numbered ones will be any good.

I'd like to replace 2 with: Passion 2: Golgotha Bugaloo

Passion 5: A very Brady crucifixion

[jwgh]

The Passion of Christ 6: Bigger Than Jesus

[opadit.livejournal.com]

Passion 2: Flog Harder

[vspope.livejournal.com]

If I wanted to watch a movie about a misunderstood saviour who gets himself crucified, Life of Brian is right there.

[ilanarama.livejournal.com]

Hey, if you're going to post spoilers, can you use a cut tag, please?

[schwa242.livejournal.com]

What about "Jesus Christ: Beyond Golgothadome"?

[coldsleep.livejournal.com]

Jesus could totally take Jason, but I'm not so sure about Freddy. I don't recall Jesus having any supernatural mind-based powers. Just the death-beating ones.