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The formidable Thib has passed on this story to me. It's pretty standard stuff... until it runs off the rails in the last paragraph.

Date: 2003-12-04 05:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] omarius.livejournal.com
I, for one, will welcome our new heterosexual alien masters.

Date: 2003-12-04 05:56 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] kodi
Get real. That's clearly just another case of the damnable liberal media quoting him entirely out of context. I'm sure there was a perfectly good reason for him to propose a UFO-port.

Personally, I think the best part is that he underlined "strong fists" in his official decree. It makes you want to look through the rest of his mayoral writings for sentences in all caps and ending in fifteen exclamation marks.

Date: 2003-12-04 05:59 pm (UTC)
ext_8707: Taken in front of Carnegie Hall (evil)
From: [identity profile] ronebofh.livejournal.com
"Press Secretary Robert McElwaine concluded..."

Date: 2003-12-04 06:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rimrunner.livejournal.com
he underlined "strong fists" in his official decree

There's a (tacky, tasteless) joke lurking somewhere in there, I just know it.

Well, DUH.

Date: 2003-12-04 06:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vardissakheli.livejournal.com
Apparently, while fagots are outlawed, wankers are JUST FINE.

Count on me to say the tasteless and obvious.

Re: Well, DUH.

Date: 2003-12-04 08:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schwa242.livejournal.com
Don't forget that receiving aliens at a UFO-port is just fine, whereas receiving... no... I can't do it. Too. Horrid. Of. Joke.

-- Schwa ---

Yes BUTT

Date: 2003-12-05 07:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vardissakheli.livejournal.com
he didn't say it was for receiving aliens' strong fists.

Date: 2003-12-04 06:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rimrunner.livejournal.com
That doesn't just run off the rails, I think it actually achieves orbit.

Ay chihuahua.

Date: 2003-12-04 07:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jehanna.livejournal.com
"...I like you, Stuart...."

Date: 2003-12-04 08:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pobig.livejournal.com
Reminds me of a mayoral candidate in my home town.

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