"aliens... we are ready for your wisdom!"

[rone]

The formidable Thib has passed on this story to me. It's pretty standard stuff... until it runs off the rails in the last paragraph.

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[omarius.livejournal.com]

I, for one, will welcome our new heterosexual alien masters.

[kodi]

Get real. That's clearly just another case of the damnable liberal media quoting him entirely out of context. I'm sure there was a perfectly good reason for him to propose a UFO-port.

Personally, I think the best part is that he underlined "strong fists" in his official decree. It makes you want to look through the rest of his mayoral writings for sentences in all caps and ending in fifteen exclamation marks.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

"Press Secretary Robert McElwaine concluded..."

[rimrunner.livejournal.com]

he underlined "strong fists" in his official decree

There's a (tacky, tasteless) joke lurking somewhere in there, I just know it.

Well, DUH.

[vardissakheli.livejournal.com]

Apparently, while fagots are outlawed, wankers are JUST FINE.

Count on me to say the tasteless and obvious.

Re: Well, DUH.

[schwa242.livejournal.com]

Don't forget that receiving aliens at a UFO-port is just fine, whereas receiving... no... I can't do it. Too. Horrid. Of. Joke.

-- Schwa ---

Yes BUTT

[vardissakheli.livejournal.com]

he didn't say it was for receiving aliens' strong fists.

[rimrunner.livejournal.com]

That doesn't just run off the rails, I think it actually achieves orbit.

Ay chihuahua.

[jehanna.livejournal.com]

"...I like you, Stuart...."

[pobig.livejournal.com]

Reminds me of a mayoral candidate in my home town.