i has a flavia

[rone]

I've written about the horror that is the Flavia Beverage System.  Equinix's facility at Lundy Av also has one of these terrible machines.  I have documented the process for you, with the help of my new Nokia 6102i (which replaced my old Nokia 6102, which broke after i dropped it on thib_gc's kitchen floor while in my cups).

The Iron Maiden.  Note the packets sitting innocently atop the infernal device.


Pick your poison.


It looks sinister, but i assure you only good can come of this.


I select a victim.  No, wait, that's me.  Note the square plastic tip.


The square plastic tip proves that the contraption is armed and ready to deliver its toxic payload.


Almost, but not entirely unlike coffee.  Share and Enjoy.™

Comments

[loosestrife.livejournal.com]

We have one of those. We also have something that instantly dispenses near-boiling water for people who prefer to make their own hot drinks. Finally, we have a Gaggia machine.

Incomprehensibly, there are people who prefer the Flavia, notwithstanding the hilarious and bizarre error messages you get from the Gaggia, of which my favorite is:

DREGDRAW MISS

[gallifreyan.livejournal.com]

Saecos give that error too.