WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE

[rone]

 

This is all lifeinbeta's fault.

Comments

[solipsistnation.livejournal.com]

But how else can I stylishly conceal both my gargantuan testicles AND my prolapsed rectum? Can't cram that mess into JEANS, man!

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

There you go... i dub this abhorrent style the "Tanukipant".

[dr-memory.livejournal.com]

NO.

[deirdremoon.livejournal.com]

My gods... if that actually catches on, I will jump from 35 to 90 in a flat minute and start yelling at those damn kids to get off my lawn.

But it CAN'T catch on. I mean, look at the obvious things that happen to your stride length! They'll look like fucking penguins!

[mmcirvin.livejournal.com]

It's a jolly holiday with Mary!

[deirdremoon.livejournal.com]

*cheery tapdancing*

[pennyhill.livejournal.com]

I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or rage against the sewing machine. Hideous! And so are the shooz without socks.

[en-ki.livejournal.com]

That's OK. It's not real.

LALALALAIcan'thearyouLALALALALALALALA

[pndc.livejournal.com]

That looks as if somebody was still drunk in the morning and made a total cock-up of putting on a jumper.

[therobbergirl.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure these pictures are safe for work. Or eyes.

Damn kids.

[hwrnmnbsol.livejournal.com]

Wait, is it Safe For Work Fetish Week again?

there are all sorts of wingnuts out there, Alice...

[madmerle.livejournal.com]

Gak!!! This is SOOO "fashion risks for mutant space aliens"...

[rimrunner.livejournal.com]

The comments are hilarious, however.

[dagbrown.livejournal.com]

I like that one comment has more than a million upvotes.

[peglegpete.livejournal.com]

While this pains me, I do find it better than being subjected to people's asscracks and/or unfortunate underwear choices when they wear their pants super low.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

I respectfully disagree with the senator from Dallas.

[vampyrecat.livejournal.com]

Those are hideous AND impractical. Yuck.

[tau-iota-mu-c.livejournal.com]

Actually, they solve a practical problem!

Being able to look rediculous without having ones anus exposed is a very important thing.

[xlerb.livejournal.com]

BIPEDAL LOCOMOTION, UR DOIN IT RONG.

[pvaneynd]

Fantastic!

My survival chances in 'running away from the lion' in the company of fashion victims just went up by several orders of magnitude!

And think of the elderly, now they can wear big, absorbent, diapers without the social stigma!

Just make the other new fashion item 'bare breasts', otherwise I might be tempted to look down and that would make it difficult to remain a descent composure in public.

STOP

[adw3345.livejournal.com]

IT'S HAMMERTIME

Re: STOP

[vampyrecat.livejournal.com]

Hammer pants are(were) way better than those atrocities.

Is that a basketball,

[notr.livejournal.com]

or a colostomy bag?

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

ELEPHANTIASISTA!

[eb-oesch.livejournal.com]

Dammit, everyone else's reviews are funnier than mine.

[eejitalmuppet.livejournal.com]

No danger of "...or are you just pleased to see me?" remarks with those.

oh yes

[mrbadjudgment.livejournal.com]

i would like to co-brand/sub-dub these as "steeplechasers".
i would like to, but i won't.