While this pains me, I do find it better than being subjected to people's asscracks and/or unfortunate underwear choices when they wear their pants super low.
My survival chances in 'running away from the lion' in the company of fashion victims just went up by several orders of magnitude!
And think of the elderly, now they can wear big, absorbent, diapers without the social stigma!
Just make the other new fashion item 'bare breasts', otherwise I might be tempted to look down and that would make it difficult to remain a descent composure in public.
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lifeinbeta's fault.
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NO.
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But it CAN'T catch on. I mean, look at the obvious things that happen to your stride length! They'll look like fucking penguins!
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LALALALAIcan'thearyouLALALALALALALALA
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Damn kids.
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there are all sorts of wingnuts out there, Alice...
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Being able to look rediculous without having ones anus exposed is a very important thing.
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My survival chances in 'running away from the lion' in the company of fashion victims just went up by several orders of magnitude!
And think of the elderly, now they can wear big, absorbent, diapers without the social stigma!
Just make the other new fashion item 'bare breasts', otherwise I might be tempted to look down and that would make it difficult to remain a descent composure in public.
STOP
IT'S HAMMERTIME
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Is that a basketball,
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oh yes
i would like to, but i won't.