my powers impress even me

[rone]

We just had a small shaking quake and i estimated it at 4.3.  The USGS initially rated it a 4.4, but now they've updated the magnitude to 4.3.  Damn, i'm good.

Comments

[ikkyu2.livejournal.com]

Without knowing how far away you are from the epicenter? That is TRUELY AWSOME!1

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

What can i say? The Earth itself speaks to me. Even when i'm on the third floor.

why didn't you talk first????

[drieuxster.livejournal.com]

Clearly if you had explained to the Earth that it should do the right thing and restore the HomeLand Security Investment Bubble, then that would have been notable...

As it is, you are merely one more of the Dirt Worshippers Causing the Horror of It all....

That and bogging down the connections to USGS to see, "am I right". I mean I had to wait a Freaking minute or so to be SHOWN that I RULE! then of course liberals like you Imposed your evil agenda and downgraded it to a mere 4.3 because of your Hard Left Agenda...

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

I have a Hard Left Agenda in my pants.

is that...

[drieuxster.livejournal.com]

a DickCheney Hard Left? Or a Sarah Palin Hard Left, now that she too is on the out, or one of the usual run of the Mill soft On International Globalist Earth Quake Caused Capital Gains Tax Hard Left.

One can't be too sure these days...