on call

[rone]

Nagios schmagios
Ron Echeverri's phone
wakes him up late with a
clamorous beep

Stumbling half-naked, he
somnambulistlically
fixes the problem and
goes back to sleep

Comments

[en-ki.livejournal.com]

Actually, hitchhiker is the double dactyl police. I'm in the double dactyl junior G-men.

"Cellular telephone" scans.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Pff, some junior G-man you are. You need a name in there; i thought you were complaining that my name isn't a double dactyl.

[en-ki.livejournal.com]

Problem solved: change your name to Cellular Telephone.