at least it isn't microsoft

[rone]

 

At a UPS Store some time ago, while Kim waited in line, i noticed some Duplo bricks at a tiny table, so i sat at a tiny chair and started playing with them, until i noticed the HORRIBLE NAMES THAT STARED BACK AT ME.  What awful parent would let their child play with such evil toys?

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[vampyrecat.livejournal.com]

What's wrong with Unix and Fire Chief?

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

That's not UNIX, that's UnixWare (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UnixWare).

OK, so maybe they're technically the last "real" UNIX. Whatever. Nuthin' but evil, mark my words.

And the Fire Chief is in cahoots with those bastards.

UnixWare: Spawn of The Dark Death Star Luke...

[drieuxster.livejournal.com]

Back in the day, the True Holy Believers Struck Out, as jedi knights do, and brought the world BSD, the true clean version of Unix, unifested with AT&T's Death Star Version of God Hating America Bashing Unix of The Evil Minnions of The Military Industrial Complex.

But because of the sherman anti-trust act, the EVIL AT&T was barred from selling computer products, and was ultimately busted up in the long distance service, the baby bells, and other evil dark creatures scurrying in the Darkness Destroying Peace And Freedom. So the man transmogrifications of the AT&T Sys V format would wander through a variety of corporate holdings, and evil incarnations, until the rise of the True Merged Kernel that is the Posix Kernel, now currently impelemented by the Jabawoke Followers of FSF and their sinister slimey open source stalinism.

Not that I have any open issues about the apostate spawns who have failed to follow the moral purity of BSD....

HTH.