at least it isn't microsoft

[rone]

 

At a UPS Store some time ago, while Kim waited in line, i noticed some Duplo bricks at a tiny table, so i sat at a tiny chair and started playing with them, until i noticed the HORRIBLE NAMES THAT STARED BACK AT ME.  What awful parent would let their child play with such evil toys?

Comments

[vampyrecat.livejournal.com]

What's wrong with Unix and Fire Chief?

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

That's not UNIX, that's UnixWare (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UnixWare).

OK, so maybe they're technically the last "real" UNIX. Whatever. Nuthin' but evil, mark my words.

And the Fire Chief is in cahoots with those bastards.

[kawgirl.livejournal.com]

Wow. That brings back memories. I used to sell some SCO. (:

[tau-iota-mu-c.livejournal.com]

I don't know who you are, but CAST THEE OUT!

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

Please tell me you washed your hands after handling those?

UnixWare: Spawn of The Dark Death Star Luke...

[drieuxster.livejournal.com]

Back in the day, the True Holy Believers Struck Out, as jedi knights do, and brought the world BSD, the true clean version of Unix, unifested with AT&T's Death Star Version of God Hating America Bashing Unix of The Evil Minnions of The Military Industrial Complex.

But because of the sherman anti-trust act, the EVIL AT&T was barred from selling computer products, and was ultimately busted up in the long distance service, the baby bells, and other evil dark creatures scurrying in the Darkness Destroying Peace And Freedom. So the man transmogrifications of the AT&T Sys V format would wander through a variety of corporate holdings, and evil incarnations, until the rise of the True Merged Kernel that is the Posix Kernel, now currently impelemented by the Jabawoke Followers of FSF and their sinister slimey open source stalinism.

Not that I have any open issues about the apostate spawns who have failed to follow the moral purity of BSD....

HTH.

why we need better national security programmes

[drieuxster.livejournal.com]

clearly this sort of child abuse is the clear and compelling proof that not only must all child protection be brought under the umbrella of the department of homeland security, but there needs to be a new round of tax cuts for those who were emotionally traumatized in the banking scandals and hedge fund issues.

Clearly this type of horrible child abuse will not be stopped with anything less than more tax cuts.

[kawgirl.livejournal.com]

It was a loooonnnng time ago and now I am much happier outside of the tech field, so I think I don't need to be cast anywhere....really. (:

[dpk.livejournal.com]

So was the kid that last played with these toys an arsonist, or just inspired by the "Fire Chief"? They look pretty smoky.

[sambushell.livejournal.com]

Is COMPAQ any more harmful than, say, digital, now?

[tau-iota-mu-c.livejournal.com]

See, it worked -- I cast you out of the SCO salesroom. I proabably saved your life.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Considering that HP is still selling the cheap-ass stuff branded as Compaq, i'm afraid it is.

[asienieizi.livejournal.com]

WHY DO YOU HATE THE FIRE CHIEF SO?!!