scalia the rapscallion

[rone]

[Supreme Court Justice Antonin] Scalia said the Texas ban did not infringe a "fundamental right." [...] "The court has largely signed on to the so-called homosexual agenda," Scalia wrote for the three, according to the AP. [...] "The court has taken sides in the culture war," Scalia said, adding that he has "nothing against homosexuals."

It must be a horrible thing for a man as smart as Scalia to be reduced to saying things like "the so-called homosexual agenda" and noting he doesn't have a problem with gay people.  And if having sex in your own home isn't a fundamental right, what the hell is?

Comments

Homosexual agenda

[therobbergirl.livejournal.com]

I haven't received my membership packet this year. I'm really pissed at these people and their lack of organization. The takeover is coming and I need to know what color of curtains to hang dammit!

Re: Homosexual agenda

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

That's because they're stuck having tea with the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy.

[wordweaverlynn.livejournal.com]

And if having sex in your own home isn't a fundamental right, what the hell is?

Having sex in your own fundament.

Sorry, I couldn't resist. Yeah, Scalia must be writhing, but thank God he was in the minority. I can go back to my regularly scheduled perversions.

[gallifreyan.livejournal.com]

I liked the quote from the congresscritter with the word "(gay)" in parens. Well, one of the stories I read had gay in parens. The AP writeup does not, which is even more telling.

"If the Supreme Court says that you have the right to consensual sex within your home, then you have the right to bigamy, you have the right to polygamy, you have the right to incest, you have the right to adultery. You have the right to anything."
(Rick Santorum, Republican Senator from PA, in a AP newswire interview story (http://www.macon.com/mld/macon/news/politics/5689527.htm))

If he can't tell consensual sex from incest, I hope he's single and sterilized. Really.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

See a recent Savage Love (http://www.thestranger.com/2003-06-12/savage.html). Scroll to the bottom, where he announces what "santorum" means now.

[johnstonmr]

Oh. Yuck.

[jeff2001.livejournal.com]

Then you'd best not inquire as to the origin of the band name "Korn"...

[johnstonmr]

Yeah. I'm one of those weird fags who thinks some things about gay sex are just too gross to think too hard about.

[johnstonmr]

So you're the one who beat me to the username. ;)

[denshi.livejournal.com]

What does it mean?

[gallifreyan.livejournal.com]

What does it all mean, Alfie?

Check out my user info page for links to an explanation. Or see if the userpic on this comment rings a bell. :)

[gallifreyan.livejournal.com]

Heh. You were created on 2001-05-25 00:32:52 and I was created on 2002-05-23 07:21:27, so apparently not. :)

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Culture war? WTF?

And he says he has nothing against gay people. RIIIIIIIIIIGHT

[ratphooey.livejournal.com]

What about the heterosexual agenda? Huh?

Idiot.

[merde.livejournal.com]

the heterosexual agenda people are too busy creating "the first television network for men".

*cough*

[ratphooey.livejournal.com]

::snort::

[denshi.livejournal.com]

I have seen a copy of the homosexual agenda! As best as my memory serves, it goes like this:

6:30 am:Wake. Remove sleep mask. Begin drawing bath. Play Franz Liszt CD
6:45 am: Add scented bath oil and rose petals to the bath. Apply honey and avocado face mask. Place cucumbers and teabags over the eyes to reduce swelling.
7:05 am:Soak in bathtub. Enjoy Franz Liszt.
7:45 am: Reluctantly get out of tub. Decide which outfit looks the best. Choose the armani suit and the hand-painted silk tie. Quickly gel morning hair.
8:26 am: Finish dressing. Look in the mirror to make sure all the creases are in neat lines. Decide to frost hair.
8:35 am:Leave for work.
8:57 am: Stop into coffee shop and order a double Caramel Mocchaccino Valencia, or other pretentious drink. Look at scones, decide not to eat one.
9:07 am: Breeze into work. Compliment receptionist on her stunning fashion statement, try not to laugh.
9:15 am: Call best friend. Pretend it's important business. Gossip shamelessly about your ex-boyfriend's current beau and his horrible fashion sense.
10:45 am: Finish phone conversation. Attempt to look busy for fifteen minutes.
11:00 am: Dash out for lunch at trendy new fushion restaurant with sharp-tongued female friend.
11:15 am: Arrive for lunch exactly fifteen minutes late. Kiss friend on cheek. Gossip ruthlessly.
2:05 pm: Finish up bottle of house wine. Kiss friend goodbye.
2:07 pm: Call best friend on cell phone. Tell everything you learned at lunch. Chuckle smugly.
2:22 pm: Arrive back at work. Manage to look busy for forty minutes.
3:02 pm: Dash off for appointment with personal trainer.
4:03 pm:Shower. Call hairstylist and beg to be fit in for a walk-in
4:32 pm: Arrive at hairstylist. Get wash, rinse and color.
5:57 pm: Leave hairstylist. Decide the color is horrible. Call ex and cancel dinner.
6:07 pm: Subjugate the Earth with unholy legions of devoted minions. Destroy the nuclear family. Outlaw Religion and sack the Vatican.
6:45 pm: Meet best friend for cafe au lait and a light snack. Discuss vacation plans.
7:45 pm: Briefly attend fete at art gallery. Ask cute sculptor if he'd ever been to a circuit party. Slip him home phone number
8:55 pm: Arrive for enzyme facial and steam bath at trendy spa.
9:22 pm:Go home. Change into adorable Dolce & Gabbana outfit.
9:35 pm: Arrive five minutes late for Foreign Art film. Loudly talk about your four-week affair with the lead. Pretend you understand dream sequence.
11:50 pm: Go clubbing. Flirt with muscular bartender.
2:03 am: Leave club with several phone numbers, but no unemployed skanks.
2:27 am:Set alarm. Get dressed for bed. Place on sleep mask.

[huaman.livejournal.com]

Oh, I see, so do we now have to fracture the lesbian agenda from the homosexual one? How come the gay men get to be the official homosexuals, huh? Unfair, I tell ya. I want an agenda that's equally fair for unkempt rugby dykes. Enough with the male oppressors co-opting homosexuality like they're the only ones...

[gallifreyan.livejournal.com]

I want there to be an agenda that is equally fair for the hawt kempt tennis dykes too. But that's just me.

[tritone.livejournal.com]

In which America, exactly, is it proper for a Supreme Court opinion--supposedly the ultimate expression of objective deliberation in the nation--to refer to a "culture war"?

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

As dr_memory put it so eloquently (http://www.livejournal.com/users/dr_memory/45356.html), "Scalia's dissent is... like seeing the most groan-inducing bits of an old alt.politics.homosexuality flamewar enshrined as national canon."