why i am an idiot, part n of x

[rone]

rone: "Man, one of the other guys gave me a good kick on the shin.  It's sore."

Teammate: "Aren't you wearing shin guards?"

rone: "Sure, but it went right through it.  Just like this, whack!" [demonstrates by whacking leg with fist] "Ow.  OWWWWWW." [limps off to car]

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[dagbrown.livejournal.com]

Once I stuck my finger into a CPU fan on a server, and shredded the end of it.

My coworker said "wow, that looks like it really hurt. How'd you do that?"

I said "I did this", and stuck another finger into the fan. And shreded the end of it.

It really hurt. Twice.