my eyes are BLEEDING

[rone]

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[xlerb.livejournal.com]

Contrast with the Zend folks' stunning command of the C language and standard library (http://www.netbsd.org/cgi-bin/query-pr-single.pl?number=34632).

[doctroid.livejournal.com]

Gaah.

It does, I admit, lead one to contemplate the amusingness of the query, "What part of 'undefined' don't you understand?"

[dr-memory.livejournal.com]

That...explains a lot, really.

[mmcirvin.livejournal.com]

Reading that makes me want to hit myself in the head.