i am a grumpy fuck

[rone]

You know what?  I'm in a bad mood.  And the best way to improve my mood is to abuse other people, especially the ones i love.

Reply to this post, and i'll tell you one reason why i think you suck.  Feel free to re-post this in your journal.  Or not.  Like i give a shit.

Comments

[vampyrecat.livejournal.com]

What did I ever do to deserve your wrath?

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

You live in Eureka! People who live in Eureka suck!

Abuse Me

[schwa242.livejournal.com]

This is something I can get behind.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

You suck because you can't stop talking about your behind!

[tarian.livejournal.com]

I could go for that. After the silly season I'm usually up for anything involving random acts of hate.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

You suck because every time i see your icon, it burns a permanent brown spot in my range of vision!

[matrushkaka.livejournal.com]

Hate me, baby.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

YOU SUCK BECAUSE I HAVE TO SPEAK LOUDLY AND SLOWLY AROUND YOU LIKE YOU'RE SOME KIND OF FURRINER

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

But I'm not a bad person!

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

And that is why you suck.

[hwrnmnbsol.livejournal.com]

Was it something I said?

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

You suck because you said something and you can't even remember what it was!

[louiseroho.livejournal.com]

You don't know me well enough to abuse me right!

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

I'll abuse you wrong and you'll like it! And you suck because i don't know you well enough!

[missionista.livejournal.com]

This is hysterical. Go for it!

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

You suck because you're cool! Damn, that makes no sense. Argh!

[zadcat.livejournal.com]

Canadians don't suck, so there.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

But redheads do!

[stoat.livejournal.com]

will the fighting never end?

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Nothing ends. Especially the suck that comes from YOU!

[gallifreyan.livejournal.com]

Frank the Goat says he misses you, but that the ribs don't make a difference.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

You suck because you make no sense!

[dwenius.livejournal.com]

Go for it.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

You suck because you're a corporate yuppie sellout! And you like Yanni!

[kodi]

I'd like to know why I suck, please.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

You suck because the cuteness of your dogs rivals that of mine!

Tell me a reason I DON'T know.

[vardissakheli.livejournal.com]

I already know I never post here, I have no marketable skills, and I wind up at work past midnight for no reason.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

You suck because you're genitively inflected!

[rwx.livejournal.com]

greetings, people of rage.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

You suck because all your permissions are on!

Me!

[(Anonymous)]

Oh me! me! do me next!

Thib ;-)

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

You suck because you're going to live even closer to me than before!

[eejitalmuppet.livejournal.com]

There's a worrying lack of rage in some of these, Ron. You're getting old, man.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

You suck for pointing out that i'm old! And also for not yet acquiring superpowers by spilling various and sundry chemical compounds on yourself!

[ltempt.livejournal.com]

Give it ya best shot.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

You suck because you haven't updated your journal in four months!

[2wanda.livejournal.com]

Do I dare tempt you so?

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

You suck! And how!

[palecur.livejournal.com]

hay guys whats going on



O GOD HOW DID THIS GET HERE I AM NOT GOOD WITH COMPUTERS

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

You suck because you're constipated!

/AOL

[pvaneynd]

I know I suck because I despise the expression "Dat zuigt" (that sucks) in Dutch as I hate unimaginative literal translations. What else, bite!

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

You suck because you have access to fresh Belgian chocolates EVERY DAY!

[whipartist.livejournal.com]

Betcha can't stop at just one.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

You suck for so transparently trying to bait me.

[therobbergirl.livejournal.com]

I think you're the best, most wonderful, fabulous brother-in-law ever. *smooch*

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

You suck because you know my weakness!

It's all about you, isn't it...

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

Hmmm?

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

You suck because you ask goofy rhetorical questions!

[vatine]

I was wondering if I could give a shit about this meme-thang. Apparently I could. Mead rocks the socks of your puny beloved wine.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

You suck because you're a Viking and you stole an American woman!