i am a grumpy fuck

[rone]

You know what?  I'm in a bad mood.  And the best way to improve my mood is to abuse other people, especially the ones i love.

Reply to this post, and i'll tell you one reason why i think you suck.  Feel free to re-post this in your journal.  Or not.  Like i give a shit.

Comments

[zoutke.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately I have the same way of improve my mood!!
Already for that maybe I suck!
Find other reason....

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

You suck because you're too nice!

[mdyesowitch.livejournal.com]

If you haven't lost your grumpy mood yet, I wouldn't mind hearing why I suck from a perspective that isn't mine.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

You suck because you did not directly attribute me when you reposted this!

You think I suck because

[asienieizi.livejournal.com]

my speeling suxors and it only takes me 5 mins. to get from my front door to werk.
Commuter boi.
Muwahahaha!

This universal grumpy hatred seems to be communicable.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Yes, but you specifically suck because you misspelled "asieoniezi"!

[twillis.livejournal.com]

Oooh, synergy. I just finished making fun of you in 2wanda's journal.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

You suck because you confabulate with my wife to mock me!

[paracelsvs.livejournal.com]

I'm going to fucking kill you!

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

You suck because Swear is terribly addictive!

[twillis.livejournal.com]

Duuuuuuuuuuuuude! Did you ever finish writing that "Inside the Center of the Sun" video game?

[erikred.livejournal.com]

Hell, only one reason? Kids these days!

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

You suck because you work for The Man!

[en-ki.livejournal.com]

Fuck you, I'm not replying if I'm just going to be abused.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

You suck because you send mixed signals!

[arian1.livejournal.com]

Come get you some.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

You suck because you're emo!

[mezdeathhead.livejournal.com]

I'd like to see you insult someone as rad as me.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

You suck because you wear faux leopard print!

[nyar.livejournal.com]

less grumping, more fiction writing!

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

You suck because you reminded me that my new story is completely stalled thanks to my perfectionist tendencies! And i'm too busy with work to write anyway!

[pennyhill.livejournal.com]

I know, I know: I suck hard, long, and badly because I was (for once) so distracted by work yesterday that I did not read LJ, and was brunching at the Hyatt all morning and only now got home and I missed all the fun and rage here on your page. You're probably in a great mood today and don't care why I suck. Either that, or you never made it past "I suck hard, long"...
(snicker)

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

You suck because you're trying to distract me!

abuse me more I like it

[lammah.livejournal.com]

Coming from the person who tried to jumpstart a Solx86 box...oh, why *you* think *I* suck? Because I like techno!

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

You suck because you're a filthy ruminant!

Hurls. Blows. Steams. Wretched.

[mononeuron.livejournal.com]

Your attitude bites. Major.

The aggression reeks of unresolved issues with aliens.

The hositility you emit induces lambda waveform violations in the even flow of inter-spatial emanations of harmonic love transfer.

And besides, your blog is Wretched!

p.s.

The halitosis is so stink-ful to crack my monitor!!! Brush your teeth!

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

You suck because you called my journal a "blog"!

[ex-askesis860.livejournal.com]

I'm late to the party, but I could still use some abuse.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

You suck because you're an effete liberal in-ter-leck-chew-al!

[dpk.livejournal.com]

Are you still in a bad mood? it's 2 days later.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

You suck for reminding me i was in a bad mood two days ago!

[ikkyu2.livejournal.com]

I bet you can't even think of one reason, turdball. I'm the river of awesome flowing past your house, and you can't even unzip to take a pee in it!

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

You suck because you haven't found a cure for Alzheimer's!