It's the essence of freedom in a real and proper capitalist economy. See, we're freer than you are not just because we have more brands of breakfast cereal, but because each of those brands is available in a greater variety of box sizes. And this is what we're trying to bring to the really important parts of the world, like Iraq, even if we have to make them more squalid in order to do it.
Ha, I spit on your Capitalist Pig-Dog breakfast cereals! We in BoltonleSandsistan have no need for 437 varieties of chocolate-coated artificial Imperialist abominations, when we have delicious baked woodshavings[1].
Also, we are not so backward as you may think. Recent sacks of woodshavings have come with a free Revolutionary Slogan: all the kids in our street are trying to collect the full set.
[1] SSC: A friend once referred to the mueslis I tend to favour as, "woodchips".
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Date: 2006-03-12 03:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-12 07:47 pm (UTC)Also, we are not so backward as you may think. Recent sacks of woodshavings have come with a free Revolutionary Slogan: all the kids in our street are trying to collect the full set.
[1] SSC: A friend once referred to the mueslis I tend to favour as, "woodchips".