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7foot6, 1100lb new mexico wapiti
Would that i were so brave at 69 to take down a half-ton elk with a bow and arrow...

Date: 2005-09-16 08:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tongodeon.livejournal.com
That's definitely a scary-looking pointy end. But the problem is that elk don't really care how scary-looking a pointy end is. You can put flames on the blades and write "ELKSLAYER" on it and attach a tiny MP3 player blaring a tinny version of "Ride the Lightning" and it's still just a pointy stick, and it takes very impressive placement of those inside an elk to get one to lay down so that you can dismember it.

I had a friend who bowhunted moose in Canada. He ended up treed by one, who waited under the tree for over 24 hours for him to come down so that it could kick his ass.

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