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7foot6, 1100lb new mexico wapiti
Would that i were so brave at 69 to take down a half-ton elk with a bow and arrow...

Date: 2005-09-16 03:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrbalihai.livejournal.com
Because elk are very tasty.

Oh

Date: 2005-09-16 03:10 pm (UTC)
thedarkages: (Default)
From: [personal profile] thedarkages
Because elk are not kosher, I will never have the opportunity of finding that out. I will leave you to your elk steaks, sausages, organ meats, and other sybaritic delights.

Re: Oh

Date: 2005-09-16 08:27 pm (UTC)
vatine: Generated with some CL code and a hand-designed blackletter font (Default)
From: [personal profile] vatine
Oh? Ah.

Cloven hooves - check (as cloven as a deer, at least)
Chew cud - check.

There is probably something I'm missing, though (they're definitely the same species-family as deer).

Re: Oh

Date: 2005-09-16 08:31 pm (UTC)
vatine: Generated with some CL code and a hand-designed blackletter font (Default)
From: [personal profile] vatine
Ah, obviously you'd need to adapt the hunting technique, so as to trap the elk's hind legs, get it up in the air and vut its throat, in the proper fashion, but that is a mere implementation detail (and probably requires huge clanking brass balls).

Re: Oh

Date: 2005-09-16 08:42 pm (UTC)
thedarkages: (mogen_david)
From: [personal profile] thedarkages
Deer is intrinsically kosher, so my error, but I sincerely doubt that deer are ritually slaughtered in the correct manner, or that you would find a competent schochet to schecht deer.

Date: 2005-11-24 10:13 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] ronebofh.livejournal.com
I have no joke here, i just like saying "Schacht the Schecting Schochet".

Nnnnggg

Date: 2005-09-16 09:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eejitalmuppet.livejournal.com
To paraphrase Lennon and McCartney:

"Elk! I need some bloody ... elk!"

Re: Nnnnggg

Date: 2005-09-16 11:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrbalihai.livejournal.com
Not just any bloody...elk!

Won't you pleeea-eea-eea-se

Elk me
Elk me
Elk meeeeee!

[trombone solo]

Re: Nnnnggg

Date: 2005-09-17 09:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eejitalmuppet.livejournal.com
Not just any bloody...elk!

How about "Not just venison, but elk!"?

OK, I'll shut up now. I'm making myself hungry.

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