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[rone]

Did Jesus's multiplications of loaves and fish defy the law of conservation of mass and energy?  Or did he coalesce the stuff out of energy, Star Trek replicator-style?

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[haloumi.livejournal.com]

Given the lack of refrigeration at the time my assumption has always been that some rather smelly fish and mouldy bread got handed around the multitude, whereof the multitude said 'Uhhh no, thanks, I ate before I got here.'

The basket returned to the front with fish and bread still in it and everyone claimed that they were full.

No physics issues at all!

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Your captious skepticism is impressive.

[haloumi.livejournal.com]

Hmm, you may find lj_abuse breathing down your neck with the use of subtle and meaningful adjectives like that.

I'd insert a few OMGs or LOLs in your next few posts just to be on the safe side.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

NEVER! A POX ON THEIR FAMILIES! :-)

[ikkyu2.livejournal.com]

"Whoa, dude, most people save the smelly fish for last, but you! Jesus! You bring the smelly fish at the beginning! Awesome!"
...
"hey Judas, who invited this jesus guy anyway?"