acquisition doggerel

[rone]

Oh, woe is me, oh, woe is i
Corp'rat massa jus' got bought by Adobe
The Macro-Tittie just ran dry
I be weepin' like Niobe
I curse, i scream, i spit and cry,
Should i chop my hair off or use a Flowbee?
I feel like i might want do die,
Should i drink hemlock or drink a Sobe?
Oh Ado-be, oh Ado-bay,
I hope i can work in San Jose!

Comments

[dwell.livejournal.com]

*groan*

so... you don't look forward to the merger or do you? that last line threw me off.

bt

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

I guess that's my silver lining. I have no expectations or visions regarding the merger, other than knowing that integration is going to be a royal pain in the ass.